Pugism.
A spoken-word type rhythm poem. Read aloud, preferably in a room alone, with a slideshow of pugs playing, to achieve maximum effect:
“How does one decide which pug to reblog?
It is a conundrum, indeed.
Weather they be old, with grey upon their jowls,
Or young, with chubby wrinkles.
Fat, rolly, and polly.
Skinny, unbalanced, wiggle-walkers.
Black or fawn,
Small masks or whole faces of brown.
Lolly tongues and happy smiles,
Or pudgy snouts in petite pouts.
How can one choose, from the plethora of pugs, presented by the internet?
How?







